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Lobsters
are
good
to
eat
boiled
or
fried
is good too
for me
and you

Jessica's Story
Here I am Again

Hi, my name is Jeffrey P. Well, I forgot my last name. But that is not very important. Now I am going to bed.

But the next day, Jeffrey spotted something good to eat: "I spy chocolate cake." Then Jeffrey ran full speed to the trap and ate the bait. Hey Bucko you're eating all the chocolate cake, ya ya ya, now go away. But Jeffrey didn't know that lobster was Big Bob Pow. But the thing is that Big Bob was the meanest, biggest, smelliest and toughest lobster in Maine, and when you get him mad, you get him mad.

Then a crab named Dick said "We're rising!"  Then we were up on a boat. Then Jeffrey said "It's lights. I'll look it up in the manual." The Big Bob said "It's People!"

After that, they were all in a dark place.  Then they got sold all over the state of Maine. But Jeffrey was going to Thailand. Next thing he knew, he was in a box going to Thailand. 

"Flight attendant, can I have some peanuts?"

"No."

"What about now?"

"No." 

"What if I took you out on a date?"

"Ok."

"All lobsters, we are in the Thailand area."

Then Jeffrey got picked by a kid. Then the kid tried to talk to Jeffrey. 

"What are you saying?"

"Ahhhh I can't talk, I'm gonna hide."

Then the kid threw Jeffrey in the water, and Jeffrey met a lobster named Toka Pok and told their stories and happily lived under a rock.

The End.